
Imagine my surprise when I was offered contact lenses for my squash and tennis just 4 minutes after entering Specsavers in Sevenoaks. I was only there for a first time eyesight test for reading glasses. Basic background is that after about 7pm I can’t read small print. My arms simply aren’t long enough to hold my book far enough away from my face.
Enter the dragon. Eliminating the need for forensic questioning, mature sales lady Lynne goes in for the kill with her ‘Lifestyle Questionnaire’. Here is the genius of her technique. But don’t try it at home without adult supervision:
Lynne: Mr McKechnie, before I test your eyesight for reading glasses, can I ask you some questions about your lifestyle?
Me: Please go right ahead. (Just how personal is this going to get....)
Lynne: Do you play any sport?
Me: Uh huh, tennis and squash.
Lynne: Well, have you ever considered contact lenses? A lot people come in here and get them just for tennis and squash because it helps them see the ball.
Me: Hmm. Well no, I haven’t considered them. But Lynne, I think you may be confusing me with someone who can’t see the ball?
Lynne: Sorry, just thought I would mention it. Actually, they’re only £20.00 a month which really surprises some people...
Me: That sounds great, but what else are you going to try and sell me before I do the eye test? I’m only here for reading glasses.
Lynne: Shall we look at some frames together? The 2 racks for men are here and here.
Me: Well yes, soon probably, but shall we see if I need them first – you know, the eye test...
Lynne: Yes, fine and the great thing about our reading glasses is our 2 for 1 offer - you know how you keep losing them and leaving them around and you can’t find them when you need to...
Me: Not really, I’ve never had reading glasses before so I don’t know. (Bored look starting to happen...)
Lynne: Well take it from me Ian, It happens all the time! You put them down one minute and next OMG where are they blah blah blah.....
Result: Yes I bought some. But not the lenses. Yet.